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“If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.” 31. Sorry you lost, you’ll have to take off all your clothes.” 32.

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It simply means counter-clockwise but must sound really strange to you chaps! Arse about face - This means you are doing something back to front. Usually in the advanced stages of drunken stupor, someone would be considered "completely arseholed". As well - You chaps say also when we would say "too" or "as well".

Arse over elbow - This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. For instance if my friend ordered a Miller Lite, I would say "I'll have one as well".

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